Last Wednesday after I finished up at work, I went out with two of my friends for dinner to Chinatown - now Im generally a huge fan of Chinatown but here is how the night rolled out.
We arrived at the Restaurant and seated quickly we had drinks in front of us before we knew it - Yeoww.. Then it came to ordering we wanted the whole deal entree and then mains! I was starving.
We looked at the menu & it said spring roll $4.90 - surely that couldnt be for just one?
This is how the conversation went when the Chinese waiter came over
"Ready order now?"
"Yes..Just a quick question - How many spring rolls do you get for $4.90"
"Oh..right so im guessing they are the large ones?"
"Depends you know it different for all"
Ok not helpful.
Then my friend Briony brings out the hand measurements and as he is telling her "smaller" and "smaller" with her hand movements we decided to buy 1 anyway.
Turns out when they came to the table my little finger was larger than the spring roll.
Then ordering the mains came - My friend Briony is allergic to endless amounts of food so she wanted to know what vegtables came with the "seasoned vegs" in her dish.
"What are the vegetables you'll be using?"
"Vegetables, what will be in my dish"
"What you want?"
"I want to know what type of food I'll be eating!!! Carrots, celery, broccoli?"
"I cannot tell you"
"It always change"
"Are you able to find out?"
and then he walks off to another table an starts serving someone else?! :| I felt like I was on candid camera I was too busy trying not to cry hiding behind my menu! It was hilarious.
He ended up coming back to the table and yelling at my friend Erin because she hadn't ordered!! The topping on the cake for me was when Briony asked if there was red or green capcisums and he turns around and says "Eh..Crapsicums?" (If you dont understand read the last word slowly)
Omg I was gone.
Tell me a hilarious story about you and a waiter?